Sa classroom may pilyong boy na nagkakagusto sa kanyang pretty classmate. Gusto niya humingi ng number nito pero shy type dun si boy, ang ginawa niya…

freshbuko:

Boy: Hi. May ballpen ka?

Girl: Oo bakit?

Boy: Pwede pa-borrow saglit lang.

Girl: Sure. (binigay ng girl yung ballpen)

Boy: Bakit ayaw sumulat ng ballpen mo?

Girl: Huh? Sigurado ka? Okay naman nung ginamit ko yun kanina ah.

Boy: Sige nga try mo isulat yung number mo dito…. :)))))

excelsius:

emo cows..
damnthatswhack:

Every time you eat a steak, a cow gets an emo haircut.
(reddit.)

excelsius:

emo cows..

damnthatswhack:

Every time you eat a steak, a cow gets an emo haircut.

(reddit.)

excelsius:

an action sequence..

excelsius:

an action sequence..

houseofmanyways:

I LAUGHED FOR A GOOD 10 MINUTES…

houseofmanyways:

I LAUGHED FOR A GOOD 10 MINUTES…

unmarkeddoor:

Do NOT listen to the fortune cookie

unmarkeddoor:

Do NOT listen to the fortune cookie

VAGINISMUS

VAGINISMUS-involuntary muscle spasm that closes the opening to the vagina in the female reproductive tract. The spasm may be so intense that the vagina seems pathologically obstructed. It is sexual dysfunction resulting from physiological factors, such as sexual trauma, abuse, or anxiety experienced at the prospect of sexual intercourse. Vaginismus can totally prevent coitus or make it extremely painful, a condition known as dyspareunia. Treatment includes counseling and exercises to improve voluntary control of the vaginal muscles

itsjustsex:

“Connecticut is showing signs that sex education is working, as more teens who are having sex are using condoms, according to a recent health survey. Although two thirds of all high school seniors report having had sex, the good news is that nearly 60 percent of those surveyed did use condoms to protect from pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections.”

Hooray for results that work!

unmarkeddoor:

Because nobody likes cold porn, right?

unmarkeddoor:

Because nobody likes cold porn, right?

lovequotesrus:

by: iamsupercath

lovequotesrus:

by: iamsupercath

itsjustsex:

lipstick-feminists:

Oh good, thanks bb-boi <3

It sure is pretty, but oy, the pain! That tattoo is true dedication towards uterine love.

itsjustsex:

lipstick-feminists:

Oh good, thanks bb-boi <3

It sure is pretty, but oy, the pain! That tattoo is true dedication towards uterine love.